i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

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there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via sniffing)

The Signs as Drunk Stereotypes


Aries: the one that flirts with everyone
Taurus: the clumsy, falling and laughing at everything
Gemini: the rude, bitchy one that says way too much
Cancer: the hysterical who never wants to stop drinking
Leo: the one that keeps screaming “I’m not drunk”.
Virgo: the babysitter that tries to fix…